TLC...I have a new show idea!

Forget John and Kate, they are nothing but drama. Yes, they brought the whole eight kids thing to the table but I would bring PIZAZZE!
I’m not mean and crazy like Kate. I am a little kooky but in a good way. Jake isn’t passive like Jon. Jake may put up with a lot from me but he somehow manages to keep me from going over the edge. We are openly loving and very demonstrative and boisterous. That’s polite talk for loud, obnoxious and well…you know… we like (wink, wink) each other. We would not pretend to not be in it for the money. We would not casually talk about the latest toy we “purchased” for our baby. We would openly allow our baby to be used for advertisement space.
Let me explain.
There would be whole episodes of me shopping at Target. What wouldn’t be entertaining about me and my mom and my sisters shopping? Jake would not be any of those scenes. He would be at home… on the coach… eating potato chips and talking to our mini Dotson Pixie.
We could do it up just like the race car drivers and get sponsors. I would even be willing to wear a jump suit, a very stylish jump suit, of course. I would wear sponsors like Tide, Gerber, Huggies, Midol and the Nova Ring. Jake would have sponsors like the NRA, Winchester, Viagra (not that you need it honey).
I propose that everyday my baby will wear a onesie with an advertising logo on it.
When passing strangers are drawn to the adorable cuteness of my perfect baby they would look down and WHAM!! The cameras would cut to a close up of the brand of the day!!
We could hang logo banners in the background of our couch talk scenes.
Think of the things we could endorse, we could make a bundle!
Hello Mercedes, here I come!!! Oh, oh maybe I could get one of those free vacations too.
The name of the show would be....
Katie and Jake Plus Eight Minus Seven = Three!!
It could work!!!