I never knew that pregnant women puke and tinkle at the same time. Every time I feel the urge to hurl I go to the bathroom, sit down and pull out a puke bag. It’s the most embarrassing thing ever. I cannot believe I am actually writing about this in a blog!
I feel like I need to get over a few things…..
1- My belly is now the center of attention.
The doctor, the two nurses, my husband and my mom are all there for the ultrasounds. It’s a very odd feeling having everyone focus on me and my belly.
2- Vomiting is a fact of life.
I have puked in front of every person here at work. Once, in front of a group of pilots. They all had sour looks on their faces when I finished; I was quite embarrassed to say the least. I have puked in the car more than a dozen times. People driving by get to see me driving with one hand while holding a puke bag and crying-all at the same time. Did I mention, I drive a stick shift?
3- I am gassy.
Just the other day I tooted in front of a co-worker. It just slipped out, I was so embarrassed! I almost cried!!! I wanted to play it off like “WOW, what a noisy chair!” but by the look on his face, he knew exactly what happened. I get really bad gas if I have soda. The carbonation really messes with my stomach.
I never knew I would have so many embarrassing moments being pregnant.
I would like to know some of your embarrassing moments. Did you ever vomit in front of your boss or pee your pants? Share your stories with me, I could use the encouragement!
Thank you to everyone who is reading this blog!! We have had over three hundred hits and I'm pretty sure thats just me and mom looking at it everyday!
Children start their quest of embarrassing their mommies in the womb. Just wait till your little one poops in the public pool during swim lessions. More than once!
ReplyDeleteBut, don't worry by the time the ninth month gets here so many embarrassing things will of happened you will not care about one more. Sorry thats not too encouraging. At least by then you can laugh about it.