I was standing at the sink, happy in my little world. When Jake came up to me and grabbed my butt. At first I was like “hey, hey good lookin'” but then he said three little words… "It’s gotten bigger!”
I spun around so fast my hair slapped him across the face. I stood there with horror on my face and looked into his happy smiling eyes and screamed “WHAT DID YOU SAY?”
He slowly started to back away and a look of complete confusion and fear fell on his face.
Jake slowly repeated himself “It’s gotten bigger, I like it. What's so wrong with saying that?”
Hot tears flowed down my face as I sobbed “I am only in my first trimester. I’m not supposed to get bigger!!!”
He then turns me around and grabs my butt, yet again. This time he proclaims,“Oh, I was wrong! It's not bigger! You were just standing in a way that made it feel bigger.” Then he walked away.
For the next hour I looked at my backside in the bathroom mirror. Obsessing over if it was indeed bigger.
I have come to the conclusion...my husband is an idiot!
Well, when I was pregnant with my first (Jedd) and the first time I felt the baby move, I put Darren's hand on my belly and said feel this, and he said, it feels like an alien. Sometimes men just say the wrong thing, hang in there!!!
ReplyDeleteThe stupid comments have just begun!!
ReplyDeleteJake will put his foot in his mouth often over the next 7 months!!
poor Jake
This sounds exactly like something my husband would have said. No wonder they were best friends growing up. I am sure you look beautiful and your husband really is just an idiot!
ReplyDeleteThe longer you are married and the more kids you have the worse their comments get. This is what Gid said to me the first time I wore a swim suit after having Ava. After looking a one our beach pictures I told him, how come you did not tell me the swim suit looked so bad on me? His reply, "It's not the swim suit".
ReplyDeleteYes, he is still alive. For now...
Love ya your cousin Paula