Ten Things I promise to never say after the baby is born…

1. Katie, you look tired!
   
2. Don't you have anything healthy to eat in this house?
   
3. I don't want to interfere but….
   
4. Good Grief, give that baby whatever he wants!
   
5. Will you quit telling me to wash my hands?
   
6. I survived just fine without a lactation consultant and a "Boppy pillow"
   
7. Do you really think that's a good place to put that?
   
8. When was the last time you dusted?
   
9. Have you finished those thank- you notes yet?
   
10. No, I don't want to hold the baby!
    

    
     

    I am sure this list will have to be modified from time to time.