You know you are nine months pregnant when….
You can't get out of the bath tub without your husband's help…true story.
You drop something and you look at it and think "do I really want to pick that up?"
Getting in and out of the car is such a chore that you would just rather not run errands.
You don't get too offended when your sister says you are the size of a baby hippo….you actually think "wow only a baby hippo"? I was thinking a full grown adult hippo pregnant with twins…
NOBODY mistakes you for just being fat … everyone now looks at you with a "aaawww getting close to the end" pity looks on their faces…
You start dreaming about sleeping on your stomach…
Sex would be awesome but you can't shake the thoughts of "I'm a size of a hippo" out of your head…
You spill something and cry because it's the fourth time you spilled something that day….
You can shave up to your knees but anything past that you're going in blind…
You wake up in the middle of the night and the entire left side of your body is asleep and the thought of rolling over is such a chore that you think "ok take your time, build up
momentum, you can do it"…..
You realize that the only shoes you have worn in the last two weeks are your husband slippers or the flip flops you bought last summer by mistake that are two sizes larger than normal….
When you sweep your floors but leave the piles for your husband to get because that requires bending over…
You now know what the restroom in every store in your town looks like …..
You get sad when you have Braxton hicks contractions…you secretly hope every time that they would be the "real" thing..
Every day you think … I cannot make it anymore.. He has to come today.. He just has to….
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