I have been craving Spicy food. I love it; I want my throat to burn!!
I got it in my head that Sushi with tons of wasabi and soy sauce was the food I wanted to eat more than anything in the world. I looked online and read about the dangers of Sushi.
Guess what? There really is little danger, although they recommend you eat it in small portions. Hot Dog!!!!!! I mean SUSHI!!!!!
I told Jake, “Go get me two veggie rolls and one Philly roll.” Of course he complied- you don't mess with a hungry pregnant lady!!
I was so happy; I danced around the kitchen, singing in my head, “I am going to eat sushi, I’m going to eat sushi!!”
I proceeded to eat all of my sushi with the most wasabi sauce I have ever eaten in my life.
My tummy was singing me praises. I was so happy and satisfied. I happily settled down to watch some TV but about 45 min later...things weren't as settled down as I had thought.
My tummy started to make this awful rumbling sound. I ran to the bath room and threw up everything! Oh, but this wasn't just any little round of morning sickness! This was the Mother of all morning sickness!!
CAUTION! STOP READING NOW IF YOU ARE EASILY GROSSED OUT
The seaweed came out in whole, green pieces and everything burned of wasabi. The thing I had loved and longed for was turning on me. The most awful part was that the rice and veggies had congealed into this horrible jello like substance. I was throwing up sushi jello! Slimy, fishy and thick sushi jello!!
I was hurling so violently that I could barely breathe. In a panic, I decided to try to inhale between explosions. BAD IDEA!!! When I inhaled I actually shot vomit up and out of my nose and out of my mouth- at the same time!! I felt like I was drowning, so I panicked even more and started crying. So to sort this out …. I had fish jello throw up coming out of my nose and mouth and I couldn't’t breathe for at least thirty seconds. I saw my life flash before my eyes. I knew I was going to die. Jake would find my cold body slumped over the toilet. This was the end.
I got it in my head that Sushi with tons of wasabi and soy sauce was the food I wanted to eat more than anything in the world. I looked online and read about the dangers of Sushi.
Guess what? There really is little danger, although they recommend you eat it in small portions. Hot Dog!!!!!! I mean SUSHI!!!!!
I told Jake, “Go get me two veggie rolls and one Philly roll.” Of course he complied- you don't mess with a hungry pregnant lady!!
I was so happy; I danced around the kitchen, singing in my head, “I am going to eat sushi, I’m going to eat sushi!!”
I proceeded to eat all of my sushi with the most wasabi sauce I have ever eaten in my life.
My tummy was singing me praises. I was so happy and satisfied. I happily settled down to watch some TV but about 45 min later...things weren't as settled down as I had thought.
My tummy started to make this awful rumbling sound. I ran to the bath room and threw up everything! Oh, but this wasn't just any little round of morning sickness! This was the Mother of all morning sickness!!
CAUTION! STOP READING NOW IF YOU ARE EASILY GROSSED OUT
The seaweed came out in whole, green pieces and everything burned of wasabi. The thing I had loved and longed for was turning on me. The most awful part was that the rice and veggies had congealed into this horrible jello like substance. I was throwing up sushi jello! Slimy, fishy and thick sushi jello!!
I was hurling so violently that I could barely breathe. In a panic, I decided to try to inhale between explosions. BAD IDEA!!! When I inhaled I actually shot vomit up and out of my nose and out of my mouth- at the same time!! I felt like I was drowning, so I panicked even more and started crying. So to sort this out …. I had fish jello throw up coming out of my nose and mouth and I couldn't’t breathe for at least thirty seconds. I saw my life flash before my eyes. I knew I was going to die. Jake would find my cold body slumped over the toilet. This was the end.
Thank goodness everything finally came out and I stopped throwing up and I could breathe.
I had cheated death once again!!
I don't think I will be eating Sushi anytime soon, if ever again!!
It was the worst thing that has ever happened to me! Possibly the worst morning sickness experienced in the history of morning sickness! And I'm not exaggerateing!!
I don't think I will be eating Sushi anytime soon, if ever again!!
It was the worst thing that has ever happened to me! Possibly the worst morning sickness experienced in the history of morning sickness! And I'm not exaggerateing!!
Is it bad that I was laughing thru this whole thing, laughing so hard I almost cried? Especially the section after the "Caution"? Well I was.
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